Sunday Seven: What Gets You Slapped?
Seven Examples of Behavior That Ought to Earn Someone the Proverbial Punch in the face
1. Being a Mets fan. (I’m feeling annoyed towards them, this shouldn’t be much of a surprise.)
2. Wearing Uggs with either a short skirt or shorts. Either you’re hot or you’re cold. Pick a sensation and go with it.
3. Parking your busted down van in front of someone’s house that you don’t even know and then NOT moving it for three weeks.
4. Making me come all the way to school on a day that I don’t have to so that I can drop my final off in your mailbox. You’re just lucky I only live ten minutes from campus, you torture-seeker. It’s reading week, not finals week.
5. Cutting my hair two inches shorter than I asked so that I can’t even put it up in a ponytail and will therefore be very cranky while studying due to the aforementioned hair in my face. Always wear contacts to your hair appointments, ladies. Then you’re not blind as a bat.
6. Being an idiot kid on their bike in the middle of the street and laughing at a car behind you when they beep at you because YOU’RE IN THE STREET. Should have run them over.
7. Not turning in your paper on time and getting the professor to give you until Monday when I busted my ass to finish the book and the paper by Thursday. Boo.

